he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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