Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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