for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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