your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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