She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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