take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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