bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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