Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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