if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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