the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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