"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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