he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
