Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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