when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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