I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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