my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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