uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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