Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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