This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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