Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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