Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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