I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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