I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize