actually, I'm a sock model
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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