help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Buhtt sex?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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