Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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