I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
