Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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