does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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