Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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