he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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