suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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