Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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