Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
