Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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