Your tits are I can't wait for
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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