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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.

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  shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...

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  Does an alley count?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that

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• (512): View more from Texas

  there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor

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