What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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