I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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