There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My feet surprised me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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