So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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