I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
