I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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