My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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