I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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