You work out of a Hotel?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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