I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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