Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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