can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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