Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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