I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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