after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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