I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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