I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
