yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dignity is for republicans.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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